TURDS IN A PUNCH BOWL?

coverfinallg-godofwineDear gods, I have been waiting a long time to write the story of ACAN, the GOD OF WINE! Why? Simple. He’s ancient, rude, and strangely hot despite his neglected figure. More importantly, he’s impossible for anyone to love. Throughout the Accidentally Yours Series, ACAN (aka BELCH) was always known as the “loser” god. He showed up to meetings drunk, unbathed, and wearing sagging tightie whities. And he swore a hell of a lot! So when I decided to do the IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC. SERIES, Belch was definitely at the top of my list.

Seriously, how can you not love the Mayan glyphs of this guy?

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Anyway, I loved thinking “What would have to be true?” to get this god committed to one woman. And what sort of woman would make a guy like him grow the hell up willingly? The answer surprised even me! (Eh-hem…Amish?)

Anyway, regardless of his foul mouth and unconventional views about life, there’s one thing I never wanted to see change: His Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, “Party On, Dudes!” attitude.  I feel like we all need a little more Belch in our lives (minus the liver damage).

So, without further ado, I give you his favorite recipe, TURDS IN A PUNCH BOWL.  I think it’s symbolic of his point of view: Life can be pretty shitty sometimes, but it’s also what you make of it. So screw the lemon aide. Make turd punch!

In a large punch bowl, mix:
– one liter of white chocolate liqueur
– one pint of peppermint Schnapps
– five cups of ice
– cover surface of punch with chocolate-covered marshmallows. Can substitute with dollops of chocolate Cool Whip.
Serve in a glass mug to allow a clear view of the floating turds.

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PARTY ON, DUDES!

Mimi

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From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Comes Book #3 of the Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Series. (Standalone)

HIS MISSION: Lose Beer Belly. Find Perfect Woman. Save World.

The God of Wine has been partying for over ten thousand years, and New Year’s Eve, when humans around the world succumb to his naturally occurring spike in powers, is his biggest night. Only this year, a plague is sweeping the immortal community, and he’s turning downright evil (dear gods, what language!). All those New Year’s bashes will turn into bloodbaths if he doesn’t stop the transformation.

Sadly, the only known cure is finding a mate. Not so easy for a rude, beer-bellied mess who’s definitely not husband material.

But can a little gym-time and help from the pros at Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. turn him into a divine sex-machine the ladies will want? Or will it take something more?

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WARNING:

This dirty, dirty book contains a buck-naked god, sloppy drunkenness, the c-word, f-word, p-word, d-word—okay, neverthehell mind! It has a lot of f**king bad words. Okay?—invisible unicorns, outrageously sized penises, cocktail recipes, leather pants, no pants, and one healthy eating tip.

If you do not like dirty, dirty books with buck-naked gods, sloppy drunkenness, the c-word, f-word, p-word, d-word—yes, yes, all the bad words—invisible unicorns, outrageously sized penises, cocktail recipes, leather pants, no pants, and healthy eating tips, then this book might not be for you. (But feel free to gift it to your naughty, slutty friend with the gutter mouth.)

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2 thoughts on “TURDS IN A PUNCH BOWL?”

  1. I’m getting a kobo and noticed Andrus’ book is missing from the kobo Canada store but everyone else is there. Is it no longer available to the Canadian market? That would be disappointing.

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