IS THAT A HUGE PEN IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE THIS BOOK?

Well, I know I’m happy!  Because MY PEN IS HUGE is finally here! It’s book #5 of the OHellNo Series, but don’t worry. They’re all standalones! Read one. Read them all. I just hope you enjoy the enemies-to-lovers stories with a sprinkle of wrong. (So many wrong, wrong moments! LOL.)

Yanno, it’s kind of funny. When I started this series, I envisioned it being purely Sports Romance for New Adult, but I quickly realized that the jock/nerd trope would become repetitive.

After book #2, Oh, Henry, I had to take a step back and really think about which elements really made the two stories fun to read and fun to write.

The first element is the HATE! Oh yeah. Nothing like a good boy-girl hatefest to bring out humor, self-reflection, and tons of angsty passion.

The second element I thought was important to the series is that the heroes all have to be OVER THE TOP COCKY.  Yes, you know the kind of guy I’m talkin’ about. Swagger. Hot. No one can tell him anything because he knows it all. And…he’s just waiting for the right woman to put him in his place.

The third, and most important element, are the heroines in these stories. Awkward. Geeky. Smart. In college or fresh out. They still have a lot to learn about life and what they want to get out of it, but on the other hand, they have a strong sense of self, which they use to bring the hero to his knees/back down to earth, ultimately leaving him a better person.

All that said, my favorite scenes in EVERY book are the fights! I can’t help it. It’s just too fun to watch these characters butt heads and secretly pine.

Here’s a quick snippet of one of my faves from MY PEN IS HUGE:

I slowly push up on the balls of my feet to close the distance.

He jerks his head back a bit. “Are you trying to kiss me?”

I freeze, and a sharp, ice-cold spear pierces my stomach. “Uh—but you—I thought…”

He steps back, shaking his head and tsking. “You really can’t keep your emotions in check, can you?”

“But you—you just grabbed my ass and,” I point to his groin, “what’s that all about, then?”

“The inappropriate grab was a test.” He slides something from his pocket and holds it out. “And while my pen is huge, I assure you it’s nothing compared to my Johnson. Your mind is clearly bobbing in the gutter.”

I look down at the big fat Meisterstück in his hand. I’m going to shove that thing up his ass.

“How dare you,” I seethe quietly.

He stows his “huge pen” and flashes a gloating smirk, like he’s won some prize by getting me to go for him again.

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Snort!  Poor Gisselle, she’s in for quite the ride with the hero Leland Merrick. On the other hand, he picked the wrong chick to mess with!  LOL.

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MIMI

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From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes MY PEN IS HUGE, a Standalone Romantic Comedy.

Dear Mr. Merrick,

I quit.

And since you’re obsessed with your stupid pen collection, I thought it appropriate to take the big one you love so much and write my resignation letter. Kiss your pen goodbye, big man!

Because when I agreed to work for you—a hotshot journalist I’ve admired for years—no one told me that you had a secret life and that you’d bug my apartment, have someone killed, and make the moves on me just to test whether I’m serious about this job.

I mean, come on! What kind of boss does that? Yes, you’re ten degrees hotter than the sun, and you melt panties everywhere you go, but this “little intern” is done with your games.

From this day forward, consider me your mortal enemy, your biggest threat. Maybe your pen is huge, but my determination is bigger. See you on the battlefield, Mr. Big Pen.

Your ex-admirer,

Gisselle Walters

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