Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. #5 (COLEL-Warning)

COLEL – Immortal Matchmakers, INC. #5

Warning!

WARNING:

This book contains foul language, gratuitous sex against a truck, outrageously rude immortal warriors in leather pants, snow, pigheaded gods, a sexually frustrated goddess, a very hot and hunky florist guy with a bad attitude and a big secret, Brutus bubble baths, a sneaky invisible unicorn, unrequited love, bees, bees, and more bees, and chocolates.

If you do not like foul language, gratuitous sex against a truck, outrageously rude immortal warriors in leather pants, snow, pigheaded gods, a sexually frustrated goddess, a very hot and hunky florist guy with a bad attitude and a big secret, Brutus bubble baths, a sneaky invisible unicorn, unrequited love, bees, bees, and more bees, and chocolates, then you really should because, as the gods will tell you, us humans don’t have enough fun.

In fact, they kind of wonder why we spend so much time with our noses up each other’s asses, looking for reasons to be outraged on social media, when our time might be better spent at the beach, drinking ice-cold beer with a friend, soaking up the sun, or writing naughty poetry.

Because of this, the gods enjoy taunting us since there’s nothing else to do when you live forever, and everything gets old, with the following exceptions:

  • Homegrown tomatoes, butter, and bacon
  • Leather pants (on men)
  • Shiny hair (nobody likes dull hair, so yeah)
  • Good romance novels (or just plain dirty ones)
  • Virgin sacrifices at the altar of Chichen Itza (killing tarts is just wrong because they know all the fun tricks)
  • Pizza (just like sex, even when it’s bad, it’s good)
  • Orgasms (just like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s good)
  • And, last but not least, the fact that each new day is another chance to start over. You can make your own luck just as long as you’re still breathing.

With Love,

Mimi

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